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This list was submitted by USER00457 on Sunday, January 3rd, 1999 at 12:03 PM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Richard PryorDecember 10th, 200565
9Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
8Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
7Joe DiMaggio March 8th, 199984
6Johnny PayCheckFebruary 19th, 200364
5Sarah Delany January 25th, 1999109
4Madame Chiang Kai-ShekOctober 23rd, 2003106
3Boris YeltsinApril 23rd, 200776
2Milton BerleMarch 27th, 200293
1Leon AskinJune 3rd, 200597
12 points 2 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998