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This list was submitted by Drop Dead on Thursday, December 26th, 2013 at 4:50 PM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
9Beverly ClearyMarch 25th, 2021104
8Vera LynnJune 18th, 2020103
7Efrem Zimbalist May 2nd, 201495
6Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
5Y.A.TittleOctober 8th, 201790
4Marjorie LordNovember 28th, 201597
3Carol ChanningJanuary 15th, 201997
2Vin ScullyAugust 2nd, 202294
1Hosni MubarakFebruary 25th, 202091
7 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003