Panther's Predictions

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This list was submitted by Panther on Wednesday, December 25th, 2013 at 6:27 PM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
9Queen Elizabeth IISeptember 8th, 202296
8Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
7Miley CyrusAlive32
6Charlie SheenAlive59
5Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
4Frank GiffordAugust 9th, 201584
3Wilford BrimleyAugust 1st, 202085
2Richard DysartApril 5th, 201586
1Linda EllerbeeAlive?
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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998