Cardiac Arrested

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This list was submitted by Cardiac Arrested on Tuesday, December 10th, 2013 at 3:35 PM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Casey Kasem June 15th, 201482
9Whitey FordOctober 8th, 202091
8Don Pardo August 18th, 201496
7Yogi BerraSeptember 22nd, 201590
6Ralph Kiner February 6th, 201491
5Gordie HoweJune 10th, 201688
4Joe GaragiolaMarch 23rd, 201690
3Dr. Ruth WestheimerJuly 12th, 202496
2Ed AsnerAugust 29th, 202191
1Muhammad AliJune 3rd, 201674
24 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014