Death Soup: Flashback to the 70s!

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This list was submitted by MJ and Friends on Tuesday, April 30th, 2013 at 5:15 PM PDT for The May 2013 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Valerie HarperAugust 30th, 201980
9Sam SimonMarch 8th, 201559
8Ray PriceDecember 16th, 201387
7Superstar Billy GrahamMay 17th, 202379
6James GarnerJuly 19th, 201486
5Mary Tyler MooreJanuary 25th, 201780
4Michael DouglasAlive81
3Al MolinaroOctober 29th, 201596
2Mike ConnorsJanuary 26th, 201791
1Princess Lee RadziwillFebruary 15th, 201985
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Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003