I Got 99 Problems But A Life Ain't One

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This list was submitted by Michael084 on Tuesday, April 30th, 2013 at 10:54 AM PDT for The May 2013 Lee Jr..

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Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Valerie HarperAugust 30th, 201980
9Penny MarshallDecember 18th, 201875
8Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
7Run Run ShawJanuary 6th, 2014106
6 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
5Clive JamesNovember 24th, 201980
4Ray PriceDecember 16th, 201387
3Robin QuiversAlive73
2Don ZimmerJune 4th, 201483
1Nelson Mandela December 5th, 201395
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Guess the Stiff!

Hello?


Yeah, what?


Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?


What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?

That's not golden, that's dog shit.


No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.

Yeah, same to you.

Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??

(d) September 28th, 2002