This list was submitted by rfenster on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 11:34 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
| 9 | Eddie Van Halen | October 6th, 2020 | 65 |
| 8 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
| 7 | Henry Kissinger | November 29th, 2023 | 100 |
| 6 | Hillary Clinton | Alive | 78 |
| 5 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 |
| 4 | Lindsay Lohan | Alive | 39 |
| 3 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 2 | Hugo Chavez | March 5th, 2013 | 58 |
| 1 | George H.W. Bush | November 30th, 2018 | 94 |
| 2 points | 1 hit |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998