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This list was submitted by rfenster on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 11:34 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
9Eddie Van HalenOctober 6th, 202065
8Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
7Henry KissingerNovember 29th, 2023100
6Hillary ClintonAlive78
5Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
4Lindsay LohanAlive39
3 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
2Hugo Chavez March 5th, 201358
1George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
2 points 1 hit 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998