One foot in!

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This list was submitted by gonnabedead on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 6:04 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the The Rent is Too Damn High Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
9George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
8Clint EastwoodAlive96
7Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
6Hillary ClintonAlive78
5Lindsay LohanAlive40
4Henry KissingerNovember 29th, 2023100
3Muhammad AliJune 3rd, 201674
2Maya AngelouMay 28th, 201486
1Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
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Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003