Bowties Are Not Really That Cool

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This list was submitted by rchand on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 5:31 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the Ouch Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Robin RobertsAlive64
9Hugo Chavez March 5th, 201358
8Nelson Mandela December 5th, 201395
7Irwin CoreyFebruary 6th, 2017102
6Run Run ShawJanuary 6th, 2014106
5Luise RainerDecember 30th, 2014104
4Vo Giap October 4th, 2013102
3Lawrence WalshMarch 19th, 2014102
2Harry F. Byrd, Jr. July 30th, 201398
1Tariq AzizJune 5th, 201579
23 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003