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This list was submitted by Nick ‘n Beth on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 12:33 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
9Al MolinaroOctober 29th, 201596
8Maureen O'HaraOctober 24th, 201595
7Jake LaMottaSeptember 19th, 201796
6Doris Day May 13th, 201997
5Jean Stapleton May 31st, 201390
4Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
3Franco ZeffirelliJune 15th, 201996
2Russell JohnsonJanuary 16th, 201489
1George KennedyFebruary 28th, 201691
5 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003