This list was submitted by cheeseburger on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 11:10 AM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
This list is in the north tacoma mausoleum 2013 Boneyard.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 9 | James Garner | July 19th, 2014 | 86 |
| 8 | George H.W. Bush | November 30th, 2018 | 94 |
| 7 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
| 6 | B. B. King | May 14th, 2015 | 89 |
| 5 | John Madden | December 28th, 2021 | 85 |
| 4 | Lou Holtz | Alive | ? |
| 3 | Jerry Lee Lewis | October 28th, 2022 | 87 |
| 2 | Nancy Reagan | March 6th, 2016 | 94 |
| 1 | Hosni Mubarak | February 25th, 2020 | 91 |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:
Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.
(d) August 18th, 2014