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This list was submitted by cheeseburger on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 11:10 AM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the north tacoma mausoleum 2013 Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
9James GarnerJuly 19th, 201486
8George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
7Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
6B. B. King May 14th, 201589
5John MaddenDecember 28th, 202185
4Lou HoltzAlive?
3Jerry Lee LewisOctober 28th, 202287
2Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
1Hosni MubarakFebruary 25th, 202091
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Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014