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This list was submitted by Herb on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 9:31 AM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the Nick's Boneyard Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
9Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
8Mickey RooneyApril 6th, 201493
7Sid CaesarFebruary 12th, 201491
6Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
5George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
4Ethel KennedyOctober 10th, 202496
3Jake LaMottaSeptember 19th, 201796
2John GlennDecember 8th, 201695
1Jerry LewisAugust 20th, 201791
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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998