Dirt Naps For Fun & Profit #1

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This list was submitted by FrankJac on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 8:38 AM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
9Nelson Mandela December 5th, 201395
8Pat Summerall April 16th, 201382
7Hosni MubarakFebruary 25th, 202091
6Helmut KohlJune 16th, 201787
5Helen Thomas July 20th, 201392
4Dick CheneyAlive84
3Luise RainerDecember 30th, 2014104
2C. Everett Koop February 25th, 201396
1David RockefellerMarch 20th, 2017101
24 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The fact that the singing governor made it to 101 convinces us that the key to longevity is to declare someone or something to be your sunshine (preferably your only sunshine) and then to repeatedly implore to no one in particular that said sunshine not be taken away.

(d) November 5th, 2000