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This list was submitted by Doubled484 on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 7:15 AM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Margaret Thatcher April 8th, 201387
9Shane MacGowanNovember 30th, 202365
8George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
7Nelson Mandela December 5th, 201395
6Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
5Keith RichardsAlive81
4Hugo Chavez March 5th, 201358
3Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
2Mikhail GorbachevAugust 30th, 202291
1Lindsay LohanAlive39
21 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003