This list was submitted by Doubled484 on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 7:15 AM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Margaret Thatcher | April 8th, 2013 | 87 |
9 | Shane MacGowan | November 30th, 2023 | 65 |
8 | George H.W. Bush | November 30th, 2018 | 94 |
7 | Nelson Mandela | December 5th, 2013 | 95 |
6 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
5 | Keith Richards | Alive | 81 |
4 | Hugo Chavez | March 5th, 2013 | 58 |
3 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
2 | Mikhail Gorbachev | August 30th, 2022 | 91 |
1 | Lindsay Lohan | Alive | 39 |
21 points | 3 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003