CHAD: Itch Nine Un De Berliner

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This list was submitted by CHAD on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 7:12 AM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Hugo Chavez March 5th, 201358
9Lawrence WalshMarch 19th, 2014102
8Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
7Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
6Margaret Thatcher April 8th, 201387
5 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
4Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
3Hosni MubarakFebruary 25th, 202091
2Nelson Mandela December 5th, 201395
1Luise RainerDecember 30th, 2014104
18 points 3 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998