This list was submitted by Doubled484 on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 7:10 AM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | George H.W. Bush | November 30th, 2018 | 94 |
| 9 | Nelson Mandela | December 5th, 2013 | 95 |
| 8 | Hugo Chavez | March 5th, 2013 | 58 |
| 7 | Efrem Zimbalist | May 2nd, 2014 | 95 |
| 6 | Mikhail Gorbachev | August 30th, 2022 | 91 |
| 5 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
| 4 | Run Run Shaw | January 6th, 2014 | 106 |
| 3 | Patty Andrews | January 30th, 2013 | 94 |
| 2 | Jean Stapleton | May 31st, 2013 | 90 |
| 1 | Russell Johnson | January 16th, 2014 | 89 |
| 22 points | 4 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998