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This list was submitted by Charlie Dont Surf on Sunday, December 30th, 2012 at 5:42 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Hugo Chavez March 5th, 201358
9George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
8Margaret Thatcher April 8th, 201387
7Nelson Mandela December 5th, 201395
6Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
5Vo Giap October 4th, 2013102
4Prince PhilipApril 9th, 202199
3Hosni MubarakFebruary 25th, 202091
2Robert Mugabe September 5th, 201995
1Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
30 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003