Assman's Stiff List 2013

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This list was submitted by Assman on Friday, December 28th, 2012 at 12:59 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
9Madeleine AlbrightMarch 23rd, 202284
8Ed AsnerAugust 29th, 202191
7Chuck BerryMarch 18th, 201790
6Tony BennettJuly 21st, 202396
5Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
4Chuck NollJune 13th, 201482
3Gene ShalitAlive99
2Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
1Maureen O'HaraOctober 24th, 201595
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Guess the Stiff!

Hello?


Yeah, what?


Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?


What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?

That's not golden, that's dog shit.


No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.

Yeah, same to you.

Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??

(d) September 28th, 2002