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This list was submitted by titan360 on Thursday, December 27th, 2012 at 6:39 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
9Nelson Mandela December 5th, 201395
8George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
7Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
6Margaret Thatcher April 8th, 201387
5Joe Jackson (Michaels Dad)June 27th, 201889
4Penny MarshallDecember 18th, 201875
3Hugo Chavez March 5th, 201358
2Ayman al-ZawahiriJuly 30th, 2022?
1Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
18 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003