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The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

Its all over but the dying 3

Submitted by fossilhead on December 27, 2012.

Score
1hit so far
3tiebreaker points
Paidin the game

The picks

PtsCelebrityDiedAge
10 George H.W. BushNov 30, 2018 Nov 30, 2018 94
9 Billy GrahamFeb 21, 2018 Feb 21, 2018 99
8 Zsa Zsa GaborDec 18, 2016 Dec 18, 2016 99
7 Kirk DouglasFeb 5, 2020 Feb 5, 2020 103
6 Charles MansonNov 19, 2017 Nov 19, 2017 83
5 Loretta LynnOct 4, 2022 Oct 4, 2022 88
4 Eli WallachJun 24, 2014 Jun 24, 2014 98
3 Slim Whitman hitJun 19, 2013 Jun 19, 2013 89
2 Alan YoungMay 19, 2016 May 19, 2016 96
1 Doris Day May 13, 2019 May 13, 2019 97

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 2003

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'