The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

Too Old to Last

Submitted by Chris Goulart on December 26, 2012.

Score

1hit so far

7tiebreaker points

Paidin the game

The picks

Pts	Celebrity	Died	Age
10	Olivia de HavillandJul 26, 2020	Jul 26, 2020	104
9	Eli WallachJun 24, 2014	Jun 24, 2014	98
8	Zsa Zsa GaborDec 18, 2016	Dec 18, 2016	99
7	Joan Fontaine hitDec 15, 2013	Dec 15, 2013	96
6	June LockhartOct 23, 2025	Oct 23, 2025	100
5	Angela LansburyOct 11, 2022	Oct 11, 2022	96
4	Dick Van DykeAlive	Alive	100
3	Dick Van PattenJun 23, 2015	Jun 23, 2015	86
2	Martin LandauJul 15, 2017	Jul 15, 2017	89
1	James GarnerJul 19, 2014	Jul 19, 2014	86

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 2021

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.