This list was submitted by Wallbanger on Sunday, September 30th, 2012 at 5:21 PM PDT for The Georges Dumézil Three Bagger.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
| 9 | Eli Wallach | June 24th, 2014 | 98 |
| 8 | Henry Kissinger | November 29th, 2023 | 100 |
| 7 | Abe Vigoda | January 26th, 2016 | 94 |
| 6 | Penny Marshall | December 18th, 2018 | 75 |
| 5 | James Garner | July 19th, 2014 | 86 |
| 4 | Nelson Mandela | December 5th, 2013 | 95 |
| 3 | Jake LaMotta | September 19th, 2017 | 96 |
| 2 | Nancy Reagan | March 6th, 2016 | 94 |
| 1 | Dear Abby | January 16th, 2013 | 94 |
| 1 point | 1 hit |
After a lifetime of bold research and daring exploration, including crossing both the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans on rafts made out of twigs and fucking reeds, he died of boredom.
(d) April 18th, 2002