This list was submitted by fuckballs on Tuesday, June 19th, 2012 at 9:16 PM PDT for The 2012 Abe Vigoda Taster.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Queen Noor | Alive | ? |
| 9 | Pete Seeger | January 27th, 2014 | 94 |
| 8 | Eddie DeBartolo | Alive | ? |
| 7 | Lou Henson | July 25th, 2020 | 88 |
| 6 | Doris Roberts | April 18th, 2016 | 90 |
| 5 | Stockard Channing | Alive | 82 |
| 4 | Richard Riordan | Alive | ? |
| 3 | Claudio Abbado | January 20th, 2014 | 80 |
| 2 | Frank Borman | November 7th, 2023 | 95 |
| 1 | Dick Butkus | October 5th, 2023 | 80 |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
After more than 20 years of loudly calling for all the sober, uptight, boring assholes in the world to fuck off and die, he fucked off and died.
(d) October 2nd, 1999