This list was submitted by USER00397 on Wednesday, December 30th, 1998 at 10:09 PM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
|Points||Celebrity||Date of Death||Age|
|10||Joe DiMaggio||March 8th, 1999||84|
|9||Evel Knievel||November 30th, 2007||69|
|8||Bob Hope||July 27th, 2003||100|
|7||Kathryn Schoonover||March 25th, 1999||50|
|6||Sarah Knauss||December 30th, 1999||119|
|5||Maurice Richard||May 27th, 2000||78|
|4||Boris Yeltsin||April 23rd, 2007||76|
|2||Vaclav Havel||December 18th, 2011||75|
|1||Madame Chiang Kai-Shek||October 23rd, 2003||106|
|23 points||3 hits|
Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:
Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.
(d) August 18th, 2014