This list was submitted by DirtNap22 on Thursday, March 29th, 2012 at 1:29 PM PDT for The Tony Canadeo Three Bagger.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Dick Cheney | November 3rd, 2025 | 84 |
| 9 | Muhammad Ali | June 3rd, 2016 | 74 |
| 8 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 7 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
| 6 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
| 5 | Dick Clark | April 18th, 2012 | 82 |
| 4 | Aretha Franklin | August 16th, 2018 | 76 |
| 3 | Ernest Borgnine | July 8th, 2012 | 95 |
| 2 | Bob Barker | August 26th, 2023 | 99 |
| 1 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
| 5 points | 1 hit |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003