This list was submitted by alan smithee on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 at 9:26 PM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
This list is in the Jerry Sandusky Boneyard for Kids! Boneyard.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Etta James | January 20th, 2012 | 73 |
9 | Abdelbaset Al Megrahi | May 20th, 2012 | 60 |
8 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
7 | Robin Gibb | May 20th, 2012 | 62 |
6 | Gary Carter | February 16th, 2012 | 57 |
5 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
4 | Nelson Mandela | December 5th, 2013 | 95 |
3 | Margaret Thatcher | April 8th, 2013 | 87 |
2 | Joe Paterno | January 22nd, 2012 | 85 |
1 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
34 points | 5 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999