The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

Come On I Wanna See Them In a Mausoleum 8

Submitted by EdRulz on December 31, 2011.

Score

2hits so far

19tiebreaker points

Paidin the game

The picks

Pts	Celebrity	Died	Age
10	Etta James hitJan 20, 2012	Jan 20, 2012	73
9	Joe Paterno hitJan 22, 2012	Jan 22, 2012	85
8	Eydie GormeAug 10, 2013	Aug 10, 2013	84
7	Ronnie BiggsDec 18, 2013	Dec 18, 2013	84
6	Zsa Zsa GaborDec 18, 2016	Dec 18, 2016	99
5	Hugo ChavezMar 5, 2013	Mar 5, 2013	58
4	Penny MarshallDec 18, 2018	Dec 18, 2018	75
3	Dick CheneyNov 3, 2025	Nov 3, 2025	84
2	Stefanie PowersAlive	Alive	84
1	Fidel CastroNov 25, 2016	Nov 25, 2016	90

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 1999

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!