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This list was submitted by goddammit on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 at 7:41 PM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
9 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
8Ariel SharonJanuary 11th, 201485
7George McGovern October 21st, 201290
6Olivia de HavillandAlive103
5Doug HarveyJanuary 13th, 201887
4Stephen HawkingMarch 13th, 201876
3Kirk DouglasAlive102
2Scott HamiltonAlive?
1Jerry BussFebruary 18th, 201379
7 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002