Damnit Jim, I'm DEATH Not a Doctor!!

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This list was submitted by USER00047 on Wednesday, December 30th, 1998 at 8:54 AM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Johnny PayCheckFebruary 19th, 200364
9Joe DiMaggio March 8th, 199984
8Johnny CashSeptember 12th, 200371
7Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
6Vaclav HavelDecember 18th, 201175
5Rosa ParksOctober 24th, 200592
4Queen Elizabeth IISeptember 8th, 202296
3Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
2Ronald ReaganJune 5th, 200493
1Mr. TAlive73
9 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014