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The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

A corpse is a corpse of course of course

Submitted by doorma on December 31, 2011.

Score
3hits so far
14tiebreaker points
Paidin the game

The picks

PtsCelebrityDiedAge
10 Nancy ReaganMar 6, 2016 Mar 6, 2016 94
9 Annette FunicelloApr 8, 2013 Apr 8, 2013 70
8 Zsa Zsa GaborDec 18, 2016 Dec 18, 2016 99
7 Etta James hitJan 20, 2012 Jan 20, 2012 73
6 Dick CheneyNov 3, 2025 Nov 3, 2025 84
5 Ernest Borgnine hitJul 8, 2012 Jul 8, 2012 95
4 Jerry LewisAug 20, 2017 Aug 20, 2017 91
3 Gene Gene the Dancing MachineMar 13, 2015 Mar 13, 2015 82
2 Phyllis Diller hitAug 20, 2012 Aug 20, 2012 95
1 Dean SmithFeb 7, 2015 Feb 7, 2015 83

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 2000

The fact that the singing governor made it to 101 convinces us that the key to longevity is to declare someone or something to be your sunshine (preferably your only sunshine) and then to repeatedly implore to no one in particular that said sunshine not be taken away.