Golden Ticket

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This list was submitted by keep_croakin on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 at 1:42 PM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the sick puppies Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
9 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
8Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
7Joe Paterno January 22nd, 201285
6Regis PhilbinJuly 24th, 202088
5Muhammad AliJune 3rd, 201674
4Yitzhak Shamir June 30th, 201296
3Jake LaMottaSeptember 19th, 201796
2Margaret ThatcherApril 8th, 201387
1Jerry LewisAugust 20th, 201791
11 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

There once was a fleet-footed Czech
whose name was Emil Zatopek.
Like a good little Pinky,
he won at Helsinki,
and then was too dumb to defect.

(d) November 21st, 2000