No Obits Needed

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This list was submitted by Yule Log on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 at 1:09 PM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
9 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
8Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
7Joe Paterno January 22nd, 201285
6Margaret ThatcherApril 8th, 201387
5Etta James January 20th, 201273
4Ernest Borgnine July 8th, 201295
3Wilford BrimleyAugust 1st, 202085
2Abe VigodaJanuary 26th, 201694
1Merle HaggardApril 6th, 201679
16 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Conspiracy theorists are already working to connect the dots between Susan (who onced played Anne Frank on Broadway), her acting coach father Lee (a known Communist and a pretty creepy little guy), her close friend and occasional lesbian partner Marilyn (who was personally murdered by JFK), and Bill Clinton.

(d) January 21st, 1999