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This list was submitted by Filmslave on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 at 1:05 PM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the My Little Boney Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Etta James January 20th, 201273
9Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
8Ernest Borgnine July 8th, 201295
7Larry King January 23rd, 202187
6Jerry LewisAugust 20th, 201791
5Abe VigodaJanuary 26th, 201694
4Ray Bradbury June 6th, 201291
3Jack Klugman December 24th, 201290
2George JonesApril 26th, 201381
1Charlotte RaeAugust 5th, 201892
25 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003