The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

Birdman - Stab the Doc and shoot the DJ

Submitted by Bird on December 30, 2011.

Score

4hits so far

31tiebreaker points

Paidin the game

The picks

Pts	Celebrity	Died	Age
10	Etta James hitJan 20, 2012	Jan 20, 2012	73
9	Abdelbaset Al Megrahi hitMay 20, 2012	May 20, 2012	60
8	Gary Carter hitFeb 16, 2012	Feb 16, 2012	57
7	Hugo ChavezMar 5, 2013	Mar 5, 2013	58
6	Penny MarshallDec 18, 2018	Dec 18, 2018	75
5	Ariel SharonJan 11, 2014	Jan 11, 2014	85
4	Frank Cady hitJun 10, 2012	Jun 10, 2012	96
3	Patty AndrewsJan 30, 2013	Jan 30, 2013	94
2	Billy GrahamFeb 21, 2018	Feb 21, 2018	99
1	Jack RamsayApr 27, 2014	Apr 27, 2014	89

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 2021

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.