Phil & Dons' Funeral Home #1

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This list was submitted by Shoeguy on Wednesday, December 28th, 2011 at 11:00 AM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
9Eydie GormeAugust 10th, 201384
8Luise RainerDecember 30th, 2014104
7Rise StevensMarch 20th, 201399
6Etta James January 20th, 201273
5James GarnerJuly 19th, 201486
4Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
3Aretha FranklinAugust 16th, 201876
2Penny MarshallDecember 18th, 201875
1Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
6 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998