Minnie Pearl
The world was her oyster.
- Name
- Minnie Pearl
- Birthday
- October 25, 1912
- Age
- 83
- Died on
- Monday, March 4th, 1996
- Famous
- Confirmed
- Monday, March 4th, 1996
Minnie Pearl was never played in a game.
The world was her oyster.
Minnie Pearl was never played in a game.
Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:
Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.
(d) August 18th, 2014