The world was her oyster.

Name
Minnie Pearl
Birthday
October 25, 1912
Age
83
Died on
Monday, March 4th, 1996
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Monday, March 4th, 1996
Minnie Pearl
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Minnie Pearl was never played in a game.

 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014