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The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

Frank Markus

Submitted by USER00337 on December 28, 1998.

Score
2hits so far
16tiebreaker points
Paidin the game

The picks

PtsCelebrityDiedAge
10 Joe DiMaggio hitMar 8, 1999 Mar 8, 1999 84
9 Madame Chiang Kai-ShekOct 23, 2003 Oct 23, 2003 106
8 King FahdJul 31, 2005 Jul 31, 2005 84
7 Elizabeth Bowes-LyonMar 30, 2002 Mar 30, 2002 94
6 King Hussein hitFeb 7, 1999 Feb 7, 1999 63
5 Stephen HawkingMar 13, 2018 Mar 13, 2018 76
4 Pope John Paul IIApr 2, 2005 Apr 2, 2005 84
3 Johnny CashSep 12, 2003 Sep 12, 2003 71
2 Brother TheodoreApr 5, 2001 Apr 5, 2001 94
1 Boris YeltsinApr 23, 2007 Apr 23, 2007 76

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

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