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This list was submitted by lindbergh on Monday, December 19th, 2011 at 4:02 PM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

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Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Maureen O'HaraOctober 24th, 201595
9Mickey RooneyApril 6th, 201493
8Vidal Sassoon May 9th, 201284
7Johnny Pesky August 13th, 201292
6Russell JohnsonJanuary 16th, 201489
5Gore Vidal July 31st, 201286
4Pete SeegerJanuary 27th, 201494
3Not Famous 
2Hugh DownsJuly 1st, 202099
1Roger MooreMay 23rd, 201789
20 points 3 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998