This list was submitted by Chancedog on Tuesday, December 13th, 2011 at 3:46 AM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
9 | Barbara Bush | April 17th, 2018 | 92 |
8 | George H.W. Bush | November 30th, 2018 | 94 |
7 | Nancy Reagan | March 6th, 2016 | 94 |
6 | Aretha Franklin | August 16th, 2018 | 76 |
5 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
4 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
3 | Michael Douglas | Alive | 79 |
2 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
1 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
0 points | 0 hits |
Things he invented:
Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)
This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.
(d) July 18th, 2021