This list was submitted by Chancellor D'Exchecker on Tuesday, December 6th, 2011 at 5:14 PM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Gore Vidal | July 31st, 2012 | 86 |
| 9 | Roger Moore | May 23rd, 2017 | 89 |
| 8 | Roger Ebert | April 4th, 2013 | 70 |
| 7 | Tony Orlando | Alive | 82 |
| 6 | Woody Allen | Alive | 90 |
| 5 | Jackie Mason | July 24th, 2021 | ? |
| 4 | Dennis Miller | Alive | ? |
| 3 | Monty Hall | September 30th, 2017 | 96 |
| 2 | George McGovern | October 21st, 2012 | 90 |
| 1 | George H.W. Bush | November 30th, 2018 | 94 |
| 12 points | 2 hits |
Hello?
Yeah, what?
Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?
What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?
That's not golden, that's dog shit.
No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.
Yeah, same to you.
Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??
(d) September 28th, 2002