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This list was submitted by tsolie on Monday, October 31st, 2011 at 3:37 PM PDT for The Paula Newby-Fraser Three Bagger.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
9Christopher Hitchens December 15th, 201162
8Abdelbaset Al MegrahiMay 20th, 201260
7Etta JamesJanuary 20th, 201273
6Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
5Harry Morgan December 7th, 201196
4Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
3Run Run ShawJanuary 6th, 2014106
2Jerry LewisAugust 20th, 201791
1Eydie GormeAugust 10th, 201384
5 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999