This list was submitted by digginsjp on Tuesday, October 11th, 2011 at 5:17 AM PDT for The Paula Newby-Fraser Three Bagger.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | I.M. Pei | May 16th, 2019 | 102 |
| 9 | Eli Wallach | June 24th, 2014 | 98 |
| 8 | Herman Wouk | May 18th, 2019 | 103 |
| 7 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 6 | Phyllis Diller | August 20th, 2012 | 95 |
| 5 | Olivia de Havilland | July 26th, 2020 | 104 |
| 4 | Harry Morgan | December 7th, 2011 | 96 |
| 3 | Mike Wallace | April 7th, 2012 | 93 |
| 2 | Ernest Borgnine | July 8th, 2012 | 95 |
| 1 | Abe Vigoda | January 26th, 2016 | 94 |
| 4 points | 1 hit |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998