This list was submitted by MJ and Friends on Sunday, July 31st, 2011 at 3:56 PM PDT for The August 2011 Lee Jr..
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 9 | Etta James | January 20th, 2012 | 73 |
| 8 | Gary Carter | February 16th, 2012 | 57 |
| 7 | Mark Hatfield | August 7th, 2011 | 89 |
| 6 | Ariel Sharon | January 11th, 2014 | 85 |
| 5 | Superstar Billy Graham | May 17th, 2023 | 79 |
| 4 | King Sihanouk | October 14th, 2012 | 89 |
| 3 | Abdelbaset Al Megrahi | May 20th, 2012 | 60 |
| 2 | Aretha Franklin | August 16th, 2018 | 76 |
| 1 | Dick Cheney | November 3rd, 2025 | 84 |
| 16 points | 2 hits |
After more than 20 years of loudly calling for all the sober, uptight, boring assholes in the world to fuck off and die, he fucked off and died.
(d) October 2nd, 1999