The Body Bag Bus III

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This list was submitted by bhemphill on Monday, May 30th, 2011 at 1:59 PM PDT for The Babe Ruth Memorial Three Bagger.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Christopher HitchensDecember 15th, 201162
9Mary Tyler MooreJanuary 25th, 201780
8Betty Ford July 8th, 201193
7 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
6Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
5James GarnerJuly 19th, 201486
4Doris Day May 13th, 201997
3Steve JobsOctober 5th, 201156
2Peter O'TooleDecember 14th, 201381
1Wilford BrimleyAugust 1st, 202085
8 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003