Doc & DJ--...I Wish I Was Sipowicz.

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This list was submitted by Doc & DJ on Saturday, April 30th, 2011 at 11:16 PM PDT for The May 2011 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
9Etta JamesJanuary 20th, 201273
8Christopher HitchensDecember 15th, 201162
7Steve Jobs October 5th, 201156
6Margaret ThatcherApril 8th, 201387
5Muammar Gaddafi October 20th, 201169
4Abdelbaset Al MegrahiMay 20th, 201260
3Robert Mugabe September 5th, 201995
2Harlan EllisonJune 28th, 201884
1Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
12 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003