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This list was submitted by hemlock please on Thursday, March 31st, 2011 at 3:47 PM PDT for The Dale Earnhardt Memorial Three Bagger.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Louis JourdanFebruary 14th, 201593
9Kareem Abdul-JabbarAlive79
8Ernest BorgnineJuly 8th, 201295
7Harry MorganDecember 7th, 201196
6William "The Refrigerator" PerryAlive63
5Carl YastrzemskiAlive?
4Joe PaternoJanuary 22nd, 201285
3Marty AllenFebruary 12th, 201895
2John Paul StevensJuly 16th, 201999
1Rachel MaddowAlive53
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Guess the Stiff!

He invented Big League Chew. Remember that? Strands of bubble gum, that came in a pouch that made you feel like a real big time ball player chewing tobacco. Sure - they lost flavor in like 4 seconds, but that was a glorious 4 seconds. You felt yourself right up there on the mound, ready to deliver a smoking fastball right over the plate to win game 7 of the World Series. It was transformational. And Jim invented it.

Anyway, he's dead.

(d) July 10th, 2019