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This list was submitted by hemlock please on Thursday, March 31st, 2011 at 3:47 PM PDT for The Dale Earnhardt Memorial Three Bagger.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Louis JourdanFebruary 14th, 201593
9Kareem Abdul-JabbarAlive78
8Ernest BorgnineJuly 8th, 201295
7Harry MorganDecember 7th, 201196
6William "The Refrigerator" PerryAlive63
5Carl YastrzemskiAlive?
4Joe PaternoJanuary 22nd, 201285
3Marty AllenFebruary 12th, 201895
2John Paul StevensJuly 16th, 201999
1Rachel MaddowAlive52
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Guess the Stiff!

Though his Klink was more bumbling than mean,
and Herr Klemperer stole every scene,
like the Nazi he played,
Werner toiled underpaid,
the top sucker at Stalag 13.

(d) December 6th, 2000