Birdman 11

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This list was submitted by Bird on Thursday, March 31st, 2011 at 3:30 PM PDT for The Dale Earnhardt Memorial Three Bagger.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Etta JamesJanuary 20th, 201273
9 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
8Christopher HitchensDecember 15th, 201162
7Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
6Jerry LewisAugust 20th, 201791
5Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
4Steve JobsOctober 5th, 201156
3Stephen HawkingMarch 13th, 201876
2Harry MorganDecember 7th, 201196
1Eleanor MondaleSeptember 17th, 201151
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Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002