This list was submitted by Bird on Thursday, March 31st, 2011 at 3:28 PM PDT for The Dale Earnhardt Memorial Three Bagger.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Etta James | January 20th, 2012 | 73 |
9 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
8 | Christopher Hitchens | December 15th, 2011 | 62 |
7 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
6 | Superstar Billy Graham | May 17th, 2023 | 79 |
5 | Irwin Corey | February 6th, 2017 | 102 |
4 | Steve Jobs | October 5th, 2011 | 56 |
3 | Frank Cady | June 10th, 2012 | 96 |
2 | Margaret Thatcher | April 8th, 2013 | 87 |
1 | Harry F. Byrd, Jr. | July 30th, 2013 | 98 |
0 points | 0 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999