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This list was submitted by Bird on Thursday, March 31st, 2011 at 3:28 PM PDT for The Dale Earnhardt Memorial Three Bagger.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Etta JamesJanuary 20th, 201273
9 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
8Christopher HitchensDecember 15th, 201162
7Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
6Superstar Billy GrahamMay 17th, 202379
5Irwin CoreyFebruary 6th, 2017102
4Steve JobsOctober 5th, 201156
3Frank CadyJune 10th, 201296
2Margaret ThatcherApril 8th, 201387
1Harry F. Byrd, Jr.July 30th, 201398
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Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999