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This list was submitted by Dead Person Specialist, E on Monday, January 31st, 2011 at 8:50 PM PST for The February 2011 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Luise RainerDecember 30th, 2014104
9Abdelbaset Al MegrahiMay 20th, 201260
8Seve Ballesteros May 7th, 201154
7Etta JamesJanuary 20th, 201273
6Aretha FranklinAugust 16th, 201876
5Christopher HitchensDecember 15th, 201162
4Dolores HopeSeptember 19th, 2011102
3Sherwood Schwartz July 12th, 201194
2Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
1Run Run ShawJanuary 6th, 2014106
11 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999