This list was submitted by Dead Person Specialist, E on Monday, January 31st, 2011 at 8:50 PM PST for The February 2011 Lee Jr..
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Luise Rainer | December 30th, 2014 | 104 |
9 | Abdelbaset Al Megrahi | May 20th, 2012 | 60 |
8 | Seve Ballesteros | May 7th, 2011 | 54 |
7 | Etta James | January 20th, 2012 | 73 |
6 | Aretha Franklin | August 16th, 2018 | 76 |
5 | Christopher Hitchens | December 15th, 2011 | 62 |
4 | Dolores Hope | September 19th, 2011 | 102 |
3 | Sherwood Schwartz | July 12th, 2011 | 94 |
2 | Nancy Reagan | March 6th, 2016 | 94 |
1 | Run Run Shaw | January 6th, 2014 | 106 |
11 points | 2 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999