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This list was submitted by shootingstar on Friday, January 7th, 2011 at 9:51 PM PST for The February 2011 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Rosey GrierAlive92
9Jack OsbourneAlive?
8Bill ElliottAlive?
7O.J. SimpsonApril 10th, 202476
6Charlie RoseAlive?
5Ricki LakeAlive?
4Arnold PalmerSeptember 25th, 201687
3Casey KasemJune 15th, 201482
2Paula PoundstoneAlive?
1Louis EpsteinAlive?
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Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021